candy for the soul: Archive

I think I'm turning into a Sim

I brushed my teeth and could feel my mood improving. I essentially have a positive moodlet from minty fresh breath.

Feb 8th

Jan 26th

25 Things I Learned from Opening a Bookstore →

Jan 22nd

I wore my batman tshirt to work today

P: HEEEEY It's batgirl!
Me: morning guys. Need coffee.
P: your usual?
Me: yes please
Marty: nana nana nana nana nana nana five dollars!
 And that's why he's my favourite barista.

Jan 18th

Jan 17th

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Today I learned that the word ‘splog’ exists, and it refers to spam blogs. Who knew?

Jan 17th

Me: I cleaned out the office cupboards today. Crazy workout.
S: Glad to see you're putting that engineering degree to good use
Me: I cleaned it very systematically! Optimal space usage and everything!

Jan 3rd

NerdQuirks: Well, that was completely ludicrous.

Other Student: Ludicrous? Wait, what? That's a rapper, what are you talking about?

Jan 2nd

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When people interrupt me while I'm reading

bltsl4: They expect my reaction to be something like: When really, my reaction is something like:

Jan 2nd

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Me: I watched a dumb Ben Affleck romcom with the girls. Can't sleep.
S: You Ben Affleck lover
Me: I don't like Ben Affleck. I'm all hot and can't get comfy and my head hurts and I'm getting annoyed with my own complaining
S: Your body is rejecting your love for Ben Affleck
Me: Oh shut up. 
S: Hi, this is Ben Affleck. Just wanted to say thank you for supporting my movies. You're my favourite fan. All the best in the new year. Yours, Ben.
Me: Idiot.

Jan 2nd

Jan 1st

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He spent all night repeating that

Me: What's the plan tonight? We could watch a movie, or go to the Asian Civilisations Museum, or hang out at my place, or anything else you have in mind.
S: what's at the museum?
Me: fireworks BOOMBOOMSPARKLECRASH

Dec 31st

A spontaneous mid-week dinner, followed by a trip to the pharmacy to get medicine for our bad throats, followed by sharing a banana split while listening to Las Ketchup. My Tuesday night was amazing.

Dec 27th

Trying to play my Christmas present of Arkham City but I can’t stop hiccuping and it’s MESSING WITH MY FLOW, MAN!!!

Dec 25th

I tried to do my Christmas baking, and fnially discovered what’s wrong with our oven. The temperature sensor is all fucked up. I now have a batch of giant, but undercooked cookies, a batch of burnt baby cookies that my mom insisted (all the way from Mumbai) that I try making in the toaster, and a batch of cookies that are just about perfect. 1 outta 3 isn’t so bad, hey? Merry...

Dec 24th

Ever since S got back from London, he’s been dragging me into every Marks & Spencer store we go past in a hunt for the ever elusive squeezy bottle of mayo he fell in love with. On the 23rd, I happened to find one, and decided to throw it in with his Christmas presents. He loved it, and for lack of better place to put it after unwrapping, left it on a shelf next to my bed. That night he...

Dec 24th

I may have to revise my opinion on yappy little dogs. She’s too adorably stupid not to love. I hope she likes her Christmas present :)

Dec 20th

While playing with his dog

S: She likes you better than me

Me: I think I just taste better. She keeps trying to eat my face.

Dec 20th

“I’m hanging up on you now.”

– My bff after I called her early on a Saturday morning. Just to say good morning. *evil grin*

Dec 2nd

I think there is something in my ginger beer.

Dec 1st

me: Do you think I would like Skyrim?
Liam: Maybe. It's long and big. You like things like that
me: Like your penis. Oh wait
Liam: Oh shiiiii
me: lolol
Liam: lololol

Dec 1st

Me: I feel like Fresh. Also, Cold Stone. Also, milkshakes.
D: I can do Fresh! Where would you get milkshakes from?
Me: Your yard.
D: ... that was way too easy

Nov 27th

Competitive? Us?

Me: goodnight, love you

S: I love you more. I win. Goodnight

Nov 27th

Nov 16th

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Twue Wuv

me: Hey.
S: Hey
me: You sound tired
S: Yeah. Long day
me: Whatcha do?
S: Got your present
me: You got a present?
S: Yeah. Your present
me: MY present?
S: yep
me: I didn't get you a present
S: No, I got YOUR present
me: ... I didn't GET you a present!
S: No! YOUR present!
me: OH for..
S: Your birthday present
me: OH! What did you.. no wait don't tell me. Did you wrap it?
S: Not yet
me: Are you going to put a ribbon on it?
S: I don't know. It's in so many parts
me: YOU GOT ME A DEAD PUPPY??
S: Well it was alive....

Nov 3rd

Oct 27th

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Killing me softly with his puns

me: Nerdface, what's for dins? Omnomnom mmm
S: How about good old  fashioned pizza hut?
Me: Sounds good. See you at 7?
S: No, I'll pick you up from work
Me: freal?
S: I'm cereal
me: Oats gonna be a good night. We're gonna have a rice time. I can barley wait. Trying to get these puns out of maize system before I meet you.

Oct 24th

L: Why aren't you hyper? It's so weird seeing you tired.
Me: I'm not tired, I have a headache
L: Well take a pill or something, you're creeping me out

Oct 23rd

Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

“stop it joo are giving me teh boner”

– S’s response to my ludicrous sexting attempt.

Oct 19th

Me: can't sleep. I demand a bedtime story. About a kitty.

S: there once was a kitty that couldn't sleep. Then it got raped. The end.

Oct 13th

True love

Me: I'm on sick leave

S: Sounds like the perfect time to get an ooey gooey cheesey pizza.

Oct 11th

Apparently that's not normal destressing behaviour

Boss: ugh why am I always losing pens?! You'd better hide yours.
Me: you can have it actually
Boss: really?
Me: yep
Boss: okay I'll trade you a pencil for it. Then you can sharpen it when you get stressed. I know you find that therepeutic.

Oct 10th

We have mastered the art of romantic goodnights

Me: Did you manage to catch the last train? I'm going to bed soon
S: Yeah. It was leaving, so I used my grappling hook to snag the bumper. Yes, trains have bumpers.
Me: Was your grappling hook fashioned on the spur of the moment out of your umbrella and a conveniently random length of rope? How very Bond of you.
S: Nah, tis code for penis. K, going to bed now. Night night.
Me: Night night.

Oct 6th

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Oct 6th

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Oct 6th

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Planning for the future, as done by us.

S: I want to get one of those driving wheels for my xbox, but I don't have enough room. When I move, I'm having a dedicated gaming room, with a kickass sound system, and a proper PC and stuff
Me: If we move in together and you get a gaming room, then I get a library
S: wtf do you need a library for?? You can read anywhere! You can read in my gaming room. What are you going to do, get an old grandfather leather chair?
Me: Hey, I didn't judge you when you said you wanted a gaming room!
S: That's cos you're a gamer too! 
Me: What? No I'm not
S: You have an xbox. With Kinect! Your gaming system is better than mine!
Me: I play the Sims! Real gamers don't play the Sims. Point is, if you get a gaming room, I get a library.
S: Fine.
Me: Fine.
S: I still love you.
Me: I love you too. Cookie?
S: Yes please

Oct 1st

When my boyfriend gets hyper

Me: I'll meet you at two at your place instead
S: omg gotta look pretty!
Me: .. what? Why?
S: Cos I love you!
Me: .... aww. That makes no sense, but awww!

Sep 30th

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Sep 29th

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So I'm hot and bothered and lost while on a...

Me: Ughh why is there construction EVERYWHERE
S: Which way do you want to go?
Me: Left?
S: K. Watch your step. By the way, that's where I first met my ex *points* It looks so different now.
Me: Fuck your exgirlfriend
S: babe *laughter bubbling up* look ahead.
Me: ... oh fuck me, is that a dead end?
S: See what happens when you fuck your exes?

Sep 26th

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