December 2009
53 posts
“Baked apples… I don’t have an oven. Can I just microwave the apple...”
– BB, while looking through my recipe book.
List of premature obituaries - Wikipedia, the free... →
Dick Cheney (US Vice-President) in the CNN.com incident. The draft obituary, which had been based on the Queen Mother’s, described Cheney as ‘Queen Consort’ and the ‘UK’s favorite grandmother’.
BBC News - Scientists aim for musical impact →
“Higgs, Higgs glorious Higgs,” the tune goes, “the theory told them these thingamijigs, were so fundamental.”
Save The Words →
China unveils 'world's fastest train link' -... →
Sometimes I don't make sense
BB: describe your style in one word
Me: Can I use one word words?
BB: uh...
Way to be inappropriate
Me: what's going on up there?
JD: Christmas?
Me: ... I'm pretty sure that's an ambulance.
Watch for the Gentleman Geek →
Global Orgasm for Peace →
“by concentrating our thoughts before, during, and after orgasm on peace and loving-kindness, the synergy of high orgasmic physical energy combined with the power of positive visualization could help reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear”
The Singapore Solution — National Geographic... →
The Singapore Solution
How did a sleepy little island transform into a high-tech powerhouse in one generation? It was all in the plan.
By Mark Jacobson Photograph by David McLain
BBC News - Chile weightlifter has unexpected baby... →
Chilean Olympic weightlifter Elizabeth Poblete has given birth to a baby boy during a training session, without having known she was pregnant.
Ms Poblete has since been discharged, reportedly telling local media she could not afford to continue receiving treatment.
daddad: Good morning sweetheart!
me: morning dad dad!
daddad: Why are you up so early?
me: because I love you and want to see you before you leave for work
daddad: good. byebye!
me: bye!
JD: and his team played Dead Center on Expert Realism and I want to cry
Me: eh. eh eh eh. eh.
JD: eh. eh eh eh..
Me: SWEDISH TITTIES!!!!
JD: wtf????? did MX tell you to say that?
Me: [insert hysterical laughter]
JD: that's... that's what he was doing just now
MX: hey, can you do me a favour? Next time you meet JD, just scream "SWEDISH TITTIES!!!" into his face
Me: ... okay then. I'll do that.
MX: good. thanks.
Me: you're welcome.
BB (11.49): HELLO!!
Me (11.51): I'm going to sleeeeep, Gooooodnighttttt
BB (11.51): okay that was a great talk we had. night!
“mitkok: Hey, guys. Is there an easy way to split an array of 100 integers for...”
– QDB: Latest 50 Quotes
Book of Numbers →
Vosges Haut-Chocolat - Woolloomooloo Exotic Candy... →
The cousin, aunt and uncle got this for my birthday. So. Good.
“Some of us look for the Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and...”
– W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil
“Everything is made out of Magic, leaves and trees, flowers and birds, badgers...”
– The Secret Garden, Francis Hodgson Burnett
I'm going to miss you SO SO MUCH =(
JD: oh oh EW. She looks like a super model. The kind that's ugly until beautiful that kind. So she absolutely needs to put in effort but if she does, she's not bad looking, but otherwise, normally, she's a bit ew.
Me: Disturbingly, I actually understood that.
JD: I actually got that from an ANTM episode
“Since California has decided to protect traditional marriage, I think it would...”
– Movement under way in California to ban divorce - Yahoo! News
