January 2010
35 posts
BBC News - Lucky rescue for dog stranded on ice... →
“Originally mistaking him for a seal, the crew soon realised their error and set out to save the dog.”
WatchLoves. It.
Ellen plays Musical Chairs, Australian stylezzzz.
Woman falls into Picasso Painting →
“A woman who was taking an art class at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art has accidentally fallen into a Picasso painting and damaged it.”
I’m sure everyone agrees that that could so easily have been me.
Cousin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
“Further, when identical twins form a coupling with a corresponding set of identical twins, the children of these two couples, though legally (double) first cousins to one another, would genetically be as closely related to each other as ordinary full siblings.”
This is the kind of thing I end up reading at 1 in the morning.
Smooth Talker. →
kawaiihawaii:
ericacatherine:
“Believe it or not. I’m a complete catch.”
LOL
READ BELOW BEFORE LISTENING
The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone—saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO...
Am I the only person in the world who is not obsessed with How I Met Your Mother and finds the gushing fans slightly unbearable?
Today BB and I bumped into each other while wearing (essentially) matching outfits. It was awesome. I feel loved.
I am the WINNAH!
JD: You now officially win. Me and BB both have you in our profile pictures.
Are you going to be at the Esplanade today? You...
Official Google Blog: A new approach to China →
Google to stop censoring in China.
thanks for the sympathy, mother.
Me: JD's leaving tomorrow
Mom: Boo! That sucks. Are you going to cry?
Me: Maybe.
Mom: You're totally going to cry. It's all over your face.
Me: *whimper*
Mom: *evil laugh*
homerunballerina →
A blog I like to read, that’s filled with pretty clothes and delicious food and writing like this:
we started off the day by heading to a goodwill near our place, where i went into the dressing room with my arms full of sweaters and came out with three choice picks at $4.99 a piece - only to realize, as sam pointed out to me this morning, that one of them has “SAMPLE” written...
BBC News - Montenegro's .me domain name gain →
“although people might want a good domain to put on their wedding invitations or their business cards, I just don’t think they’re as important as they were. And I don’t think they should be.”
Mom: Nobody loves me!
Dad: I love you very much. I'm sure you mean to say that nobody -likes- you.
“I AM A FATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
– JD, when Nat, KH and I were trying to push him over. We failed. Mostly because I started laughing very very hard.
Help Ellen Achieve World Domination! - The Ellen... →
Kristy, Brit, Fiona… this one’s for you.
AL: DUDE! I have a new video game crack.
Me: Oh dear.
AL: I haven't played L4D2 in weeks. Maybe a month. I play tf2
Me: titty fuck 2?
AL: TEAM FORTRESS TWO TF2!!
Me: oh.
Mom: Hello?
Me: Hey mom!!
Mom: You fell down again.
Me: What? No! Why don't you have any faith in me???
Mom: I do have faith. It's just a fact - you're clumsy.
Me: I am not clumsy!
Mom: Yes you are. Bye!
BB: I want to whine
Me: What happened?
BB: I don't know
Me: What are we whining about?
BB: I don't know.
Me: ooooookay then.
I think I win
JD: Topics already covered today are golf, foie gras and cheese. Hope you are having a less pretentious day!
Me: I'm watching Ghost Whisperer.
WatchPoker Face A Capella
“In 2010, the city should open a unicycle lane and special unicycle access to...”
– Keith Nelson, Founder of Bindlestiff Family Cirkus