• Me: Ughh why is there construction EVERYWHERE
  • S: Which way do you want to go?
  • Me: Left?
  • S: K. Watch your step. By the way, that's where I first met my ex *points* It looks so different now.
  • Me: Fuck your exgirlfriend
  • S: babe *laughter bubbling up* look ahead.
  • Me: ... oh fuck me, is that a dead end?
  • S: See what happens when you fuck your exes?