• S: I want to get one of those driving wheels for my xbox, but I don't have enough room. When I move, I'm having a dedicated gaming room, with a kickass sound system, and a proper PC and stuff
  • Me: If we move in together and you get a gaming room, then I get a library
  • S: wtf do you need a library for?? You can read anywhere! You can read in my gaming room. What are you going to do, get an old grandfather leather chair?
  • Me: Hey, I didn't judge you when you said you wanted a gaming room!
  • S: That's cos you're a gamer too!
  • Me: What? No I'm not
  • S: You have an xbox. With Kinect! Your gaming system is better than mine!
  • Me: I play the Sims! Real gamers don't play the Sims. Point is, if you get a gaming room, I get a library.
  • S: Fine.
  • Me: Fine.
  • S: I still love you.
  • Me: I love you too. Cookie?
  • S: Yes please