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Me:
Did you manage to catch the last train? I'm going to bed soon
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S:
Yeah. It was leaving, so I used my grappling hook to snag the bumper. Yes, trains have bumpers.
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Me:
Was your grappling hook fashioned on the spur of the moment out of your umbrella and a conveniently random length of rope? How very Bond of you.
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S:
Nah, tis code for penis. K, going to bed now. Night night.
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