• me: Hey.
  • S: Hey
  • me: You sound tired
  • S: Yeah. Long day
  • me: Whatcha do?
  • S: Got your present
  • me: You got a present?
  • S: Yeah. Your present
  • me: MY present?
  • S: yep
  • me: I didn't get you a present
  • S: No, I got YOUR present
  • me: ... I didn't GET you a present!
  • S: No! YOUR present!
  • me: OH for..
  • S: Your birthday present
  • me: OH! What did you.. no wait don't tell me. Did you wrap it?
  • S: Not yet
  • me: Are you going to put a ribbon on it?
  • S: I don't know. It's in so many parts
  • me: YOU GOT ME A DEAD PUPPY??
  • S: Well it was alive....